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Table for One Please

My Nativity Manger consists of…

October

October is slipping through my fingers, and I don’t know how many autumns I have left. Eventually, the kids will take the car keys and shove me into assisted living, where I plan on starting a shoplifting ring.

Memories

A wicked line drive bounced off my head a few years ago.

Knocked me out cold.

Reconnecting With Bo in South Dakota

I died yesterday.

McCormick-Deering model 10-20

I am just a tractor, but I’ve seen things.

The Diagnosis

I haven’t posted for a while, and I wanted to share something I have been coping with the last few weeks.

One of my neighbors.

Earth Day

Every Spring frogs rule my neighborhood.

The Indictment

Good evening.  Welcome to the Situation Room.  I’m Cindy Rella, standing in for Wolf Blitzer.  We have breaking news just in, here on CNN.

The Big Bad Wolf has been indicted on multiple counts by the Fantasy County grand jury in Georgia. 

Puppet Show

This is a puppet show with extremely low production values and marginal puppeteers. It takes place in a bar.  Not a dive bar, not a fancy bar.  Just a bar.

Luke is sitting with his girlfriend, Bathsheba.  The bartender, Elmer, is washing beer glasses.

Ancestry

Stop reading this right now.

Stand up and take a bow.  Jump up and down with your hands over your head like Rocky on the steps of the Philadelphia Museum of Art.  Break your arm patting yourself on your back. 

You are a miracle.

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