The weather has turned to crap, and I have fallen into scores of internet-based rabbit holes.
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As a child I asked my Irish mother why people read obituaries.
Here’s a video of story I read at the Filet of Sole Festival in Chicago last month. Please remember that I once had hair.
My butt implants have slipped, but now I have killer calves. That’s the last time I will go to Costco for cosmetic surgery.
He started it.
On a sunny August morning in Paris at the French offices of a multinational corporate octopus I unknowingly brought a gun to a knife fight.