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Ozzy’s Story

My son, Chris, and his wife, Ada, bought a DNA test for their adopted dog, Ozzy.

The results indicate that a pug and pitbull had a night of passion at some point in Ozzy’s recent past. 

Google says it is highly doubtful that a male pitbull scored with a female pug. Thank God.

Meaning a guy pug and a pitbull lady had a one-night stand. Jaeger shots can lead to mistakes.

In the bar, the night after the encounter, Ozzy’s pug great-great-grandfather told the other pugs an extraordinary story of conquest. 

He became the all-time most famous pug in history.

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2 Comments

  1. John J Beck

    What a pugnacious pug!

  2. Paul C Brophy

    One could be concerned that your writing is going to the dogs–but that would not be me.

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