As a child I asked my Irish mother why people read obituaries.
Here’s a video of story I read at the Filet of Sole Festival in Chicago last month. Please remember that I once had hair.
My butt implants have slipped, but now I have killer calves. That’s the last time I will go to Costco for cosmetic surgery.
Good evening. Welcome to the Situation Room. I’m Cindy Rella, standing in for Wolf Blitzer. We have breaking news just in, here on CNN.
The Big Bad Wolf has been indicted on multiple counts by the Fantasy County grand jury in Georgia.
This is a puppet show with extremely low production values and marginal puppeteers. It takes place in a bar. Not a dive bar, not a fancy bar. Just a bar.
Luke is sitting with his girlfriend, Bathsheba. The bartender, Elmer, is washing beer glasses.
The morning of May 27, 1944, the convoy reached the island of Biak, a Japanese fortress that blocked the way for any force planning to go to the Philippines. Biak was needed for its harbor facilities and its airfields.
