I think about urinals too much.
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My butt implants have slipped, but now I have killer calves. That’s the last time I will go to Costco for cosmetic surgery.
Good evening. Welcome to the Situation Room. I’m Cindy Rella, standing in for Wolf Blitzer. We have breaking news just in, here on CNN.
The Big Bad Wolf has been indicted on multiple counts by the Fantasy County grand jury in Georgia.
This is a puppet show with extremely low production values and marginal puppeteers. It takes place in a bar. Not a dive bar, not a fancy bar. Just a bar.
Luke is sitting with his girlfriend, Bathsheba. The bartender, Elmer, is washing beer glasses.
He started it.
On a sunny August morning in Paris at the French offices of a multinational corporate octopus I unknowingly brought a gun to a knife fight.
